One of the highest-ranking diplomat's in the EU has flaunted their waiting list - naming Canada among the states interested ...
Though the US delegation took a slightly more measured approach than usual, one senior EU figure managed to land a flawless jibe.
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Rupert Lowe has the backing of Elon Musk - and his new political party may already be splitting the right-wing vote.