With just 5 days until the election, Donald Trump has made his closing argument: Democrats are far-left lunatics who hate The ...

MIAMI ( The Borowitz Report )— In an embarrassing misstep for the Department of Homeland Security, on Wednesday the failed ...

Unlike some people in this race, I wanted to show that I am not estranged from a parent,” Ramaswamy proudly declared.

The truly authentic candidate should have a dog. The dog should be an authentic rescue, but not one with a sad story, because ...

Since then, TBR subscribers have flooded us with entries to our Hegseth Haiku Contest. Now it’s up to you, dear reader, to ...

EMERGENCY EPISODE: There’s a race the Democrats must win to take control of the Senate—but the mainstream media aren’t talking about it. In this episode, I talk to the candidate who’s determined to ...

Jason Chatfield is a New Yorker cartoonist, comedian, and author of You're Not a Real Parent Until... He is a former ...

SANTA FE (The Borowitz Report)—Responding to Donald J. Trump’s demand that it change its name to “New America,” on Thursday New Mexico announced that it was renaming itself “Fuck Trump.” The ...

WASHINGTON ( The Borowitz Report )—Following the abrupt departure of White House press secretary Katie Zacharia, Donald J.

LEXINGTON, KY (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump was reportedly “apoplectic with rage” on Saturday after a tiny crowd showed up for his heavily-publicized “Pro Kings” rally. An advance team led by ...

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a proposal that experts called unprecedented, on Tuesday over twenty million Americans offered Donald J. Trump ninety dollars each to resign from office. The ...

Last week, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth made headlines by offering this vision of the military: “No fatties, no trannies, no beardos, no weirdos, no wimps, no radicals.” Inspired by this wisdom, ...