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Breaking: Jaylen Crocker-Johnson continues trend, entering transfer portal as ‘do not contact’
Kyan Evans has opened the floodgates.  Evans led the march of Colorado State men’s basketball players entering the transfer ...
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April Fools’: How many bitches could a CSU major pull if majors pulled bitches?
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April Fools’: 5 baby names that may really lean into your executive order preferences
The challenge of figuring out what to name your child in our current political environment is a tough feat. But no matter the ...
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April Fools’: Student expelled after RA discovers kidnapped pet Grubhub robot in dorm
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April Fools’: The Collegina chosen to replace AP in White House press corps, coverage changes promised
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April Fools’: CAM the Ram diverts 2024 YR4 asteroid, avoiding Fort Collins collision
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April Fools’: Elon Musk buys NIL rights of CSU student-athletes, effective immediately
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April Fools’: CSU prepares to say goodbye to Amy Parsons, hello to Slim Blondee
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April Fools’: LeBron James joins CSU men’s basketball
LeBron James shocked the world with his recent commitment to Colorado State men’s basketball. Bryce James, who is currently a ...
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April Fools’: Nick DeSalvo cloning scandal unearthed in chem research building
A secret cloning facility underneath Colorado State University’s Chemistry Research Building was discovered by university ...
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April Fools’: ASCSU implements RamJail as new principle of community
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April Fools’: CSU condones dueling on campus to settle student disputes
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