I have a poop problem. This may sound a bit vulgar – "low register," as an online slang dictionary termed it – but I bought a new car and birds are pooping all over it. Yes, I know, the word "poop" ...

No matter where you live, our avian friends roam the skies, eat whatever they like, and then subsequently expel waste all over your and others’ beautiful rides. It’s a natural phenomenon, sure, but ...

Why is it always right after a fresh wash, the birds come out to do their damage? You've just cleaned your cherished red car, then the local songbird comes along to help you redecorate—with poop.

Whether you parked your car under a very active tree and it's now covered in bird droppings or a stray pigeon, robin or blue jay has left you one or two surprises, those tell-tale white splotches can ...