Everyone, it seems, misses everything about Bump & Grind: the barely-dragged-themselves-out-of-bed queen servers of the weekend Petticoat Bruncheon, with their battery-operated, neighing horse-cock ...

The drum beats a soft but insistent rhythm as the dancer in a white satin jacket and shorts bends over and slowly slides her hands up her legs covered in pale fishnets. Suddenly, the scene shifts, and ...