Shrek (Mike Myers) tells Fiona (Cameron Diaz) he’s not the man she wants, Donkey (Eddie Murphy) gives him the silent treatment, and BAM—we’re spiraling into full swamp depression mode. As Rufus ...

Shrek (Mike Myers) delivers a devastatingly cold shoulder to Fiona (Cameron Diaz) after a total communication fail, leading her to accept a marriage proposal from the pint-sized Lord Farquaad (John ...

[Stock market crashes]"Oh no, I better check on my investments!"*opens cupboard over top of the sink*[1000s of Shrek dvds fall out] [valentine's day]gf: [reading my txt] "keith just said he's going to ...

Leonard Cohen, who has died aged 82, is known to most people through his epic song Hallelujah. It took him years to get it right and he later described the process as "banging his head on the floor, ...

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Leonard Cohen, who has died aged 82, is known to most people through his epic song Hallelujah, external. It took him years to get it right and he later described the process as "banging his head on ...